December 2011
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Dec 1st
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Ugh have I mentioned how fucking cute my one...
He’s got a great beard and a cute name and he’s polite and has a lilting accent and is always walking around without a shirt and whenever he does I’m just like I’m totally going to make a play when I’m about to move outta here. Haha yeah right like that’ll ever happen. 
Dec 1st
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Depression (TW)
Fuck, I’m depressed. It’s kinda funny; technically I suffer from depression all the time, right? But normally it’s decently managed. So now it’s really only a problem if i don’t shake off this worse-than-the-average melancholia within a couple of weeks, right? Obviously given the fact that I’ve had some really disappointing news it’s understandable that...
Dec 1st
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The legacy of The Sandlot
The film grossed $4 million in its opening weekend and a further $32 million through ticket sales. Figures for worldwide, VHS and DVD sales are estimated to be at $76 million. Since its release on both VHS and DVD, the film has become a cult favorite. In 1998, Michael Polydoros sued 20th Century Fox and the producers of the film for defamation. Polydoros, a childhood classmate of David Mickey...
Dec 1st
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“Squints grew up to marry Wendy Pfeffercorn. They have NINE kids.”
–  Great movie, or greatest? AMC just played it and is about to air the sequel, which I’ve never seen and I don’t want to sully my memories with now. 
Dec 1st
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November 2011
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I guess Amy knew I was having a shitty day so she...
As if she hadn’t already done enough for me. Love you 5ever, precious girl <3 
Nov 30th
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Got bad news on the school front
I didn’t know that I needed to have taken the GRE already; now it’s too late to do it in time for applications for next year, so I’ll have to wait a whole extra year. I don’t expect everything to be handed to me, but it seems like for my entire school career I’ve had to figure everything out on my own. Just once, I wish someone would have reached out and held my hand to guide me instead of...
Nov 30th
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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lagrandefille: I think I just decided that I want Jessica Rabbit tattooed on me Jessica Rabbit 4eva. I’ve got a demin jacket that I’ve been meaning to turn into a Jessica Rabbit rock vest using an old t-shirt from Disneyland…Something like this:  I really need to get going on the project. http://www.studsandspikes.com/ here I come! 
Nov 27th
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Someday I will have a fancy reason to buy a fancy...
Ideally it will be this perfect little sparklegoth number:
Nov 27th
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When I was a kid, I always enjoyed poring over The...
Fat kid represent! I just loved the little mouse mascot and I always wanted some Petits Fours, still do. I’m about to go add this to my Secret Santa wishlist!
Nov 27th
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I just stumbled across the last half of a...
My love for them is so abiding, it is as strong today as it was when I was 14 years old and tempted to kiss the television screen.  Is there a word for that exquisitely achy nostalgia where you yearn to have been born in another era? Thank goodness for old movies and records. 
Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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Anytime I'm upset about something and need to vent...
When I try to explain how hopeless I feel about the situation to get her to take me seriously, she goes for the “Well give up and just feel sorry for yourself then!” angle. Ugh. Way to invalidate my feelings, Ma.  Speaking of invalidating, yesterday she glanced UP MY T-SHIRT sleeve and noticed my gorilla-esque hairy pits, and was all “Ew, you’re hairy”. Like, way to...
Nov 26th
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My MAC shopping cart
I’ve been holding off on buying the Gareth Pugh lipstick I want, since MAC is selling a black lipstick today online…but I ended up getting a code for free shipping when I chatted with a rep online to figure out how to replace the lip pencil I lost on Halloween, so now that I don’t have to spend $50 for the free shipping I think I might have to be a grownup and not buy TWO...
Nov 26th
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Nov 24th
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Watching the Macy's Parade, I notice you can spot...
Last year it was Kylie Minogue in Chanel and an awesome grey turban. This year, when the new Tim Burton float went by, they cut to him and Helena Bonham Carter in the crowd and I adored the hat she was wearing.  I looked online to see if I could find any screengrabs, and the only one I found so far is amazing but not exactly the best look at the hat: 
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Let's start a fat gurl baton twirling/drill team
I can’t be the only one still nursing childhood dreams of sequin unitards, but who never had the self-esteem to try out for the team back in the day.
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
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For Black Friday, MAC Cosmetics is releasing a...
My inner goth really wants to spend money that she doesn’t have.  I don’t think I could even wear those lashes with my glasses. I don’t care, I wants them! 
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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Nov 19th
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Does anybody want to join my '60s Girl Group...
As inspired by the following, via The Hairpin today:
Nov 19th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 14th
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Ugh, that's what I get for FB snooping,...
Although it helped me realize that it’s totally appropriate to rechristen him something more specific than The Asshole, namely: Date Rapist Fuckhead.  God, that feels so good to admit, even just in text. It makes me feel less good to admit that I still sometimes harbor romantic feelings toward that consent-violating asshole. It also makes me feel like shit to see him smiling in FB wedding...
Nov 14th
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Nov 13th
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I have asked my mom so many times not to air my...
So she just invited her entire Wall to my commencement in June. When I bitched at her because someone I don’t want involved in my life chimed in to say they’ll try to come, she says: “Well, I think that’s the only person that there’s any overlap where you’d mind them hearing about it.”
Nov 13th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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