Valley Girl: Archive

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I went to the magick shop to get new crystals and... →

calloutqueen: I went to the magick shop to get new crystals and their crystal points were so exorbitantly expensive the same point I could get at the rock shop in Andersonville was 4 or 5 times the price here, wtf. And that magick shop was weird, they were selling some super bogus shit. But the polished crystal… I’m curious how much you or others follow any particular magick guides...

Jan 1st

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Twilight Zone episodes about the love of a good...

You see, Mr. Simpson, a man, well he’ll walk right into hell with both eyes open. But even the devil can’t fool a dog!

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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"Fat" does not equal "Desperate".

kylathegreat: I have to object. Desperate for burritos is always what this fat equals. Tacos > burritos forever. Otherwise, though, spot-on.

Dec 29th

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Quick hit me with your top fav pick for best movie...

tangledupinlace: We’ve got some feelings to feel and Fried Green Tomatoes and My Girl are getting WORN OUT over here. So what’s it gonna be? Top Pick: The Color Purple Also Life Is Beautiful, Up, and the Sesame Street clip where Big Bird finds out that Mr. Hooper died. None of those get the tears flowing like Fried Green Tomatoes though. Idgy Threadgoode, you have bee-charmed my heart.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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broadist: you look great! have you lost weight? →

broadist: ATTN: “You look great! Have you lost weight?” is not a compliment. I know it has been the go-to praise-route towards many women since the inception of puberty, but I’d like to put an end to it. Why do I hear this like a broken record every holiday? Some alternatives: You look great! How are… I really appreciate this post, and only wish I had seen it earlier. A week ago, I visited...

Dec 27th

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Sometimes I like to imagine I had a dad like the...

This post brought to you by flipping channels between Meet Joe Black and an old episode of Freaks and Geeks.

Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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OH NO ROBERT EASTON DIED! RIP HENRY HIGGINS OF...

It was an honor to meet you, and see you perform.

Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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“I don’t think people should get married. I don’t believe in it at all. […] I’ll...”

– Edith (Big Edie) Bouvier Beale, Grey Gardens

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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I have no idea why half.com applied this coupon to...

But it almost makes up for them getting rid of the Buying Wizard (seriously, why would they get rid of the only remotely useful feature?!?).

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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I only have the free premium channels on my cable...

Dec 18th

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Ordered my mom's Xmas gift

Mom’s Xmas Gift by valleygirlonceremoved My mom and I are both always ruining our manicures, so I thought we both needed a pair of nice gloves (the pair I bought for myself match an apron that she’s making for me). Since I was afraid that dish gloves would have too much of a “Have fun cleaning up after me!” implication, I also got her a nail lamp for drying manicures and...

Dec 17th

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Whoa apparently Polyvore changed their shit up so...

Sorry about that, I had to unlink my tumblr so it wouldn’t crosspost everything I clip :P

Dec 17th

Just accidentally told someone "Let me hold you"...

TGIF like whoa!

Dec 16th

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