Valley Girl

May 01

“You’re Hispanic? Wow! I couldn’t tell because you don’t look like it and your English is really good.” —

White Proverb (via bellabracha)

*Latino?

(via corazonesfuertes)

White people ALWAYS say Hispanic. That’s if they don’t say “Spanish” meaning Hispanic. George W. Bush was good about always saying Latino and it was his only redeeming factor and yet he also always managed to come off as patronizing. 

(via corazonesfuertes)

Apr 29

tastefullyoffensive:

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Dude my dog ate a magic rice krispy treat a couple of months ago and he was on a straight TRIP for about 36 hours. It would have been adorable and hilarious if I wasn’t so terrified for him. Thankfully he rode it out no worse for wear and I could laugh in hindsight. Poor baby

tastefullyoffensive:

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Dude my dog ate a magic rice krispy treat a couple of months ago and he was on a straight TRIP for about 36 hours. It would have been adorable and hilarious if I wasn’t so terrified for him. Thankfully he rode it out no worse for wear and I could laugh in hindsight. Poor baby

(via spookyfemme)

Apr 28

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Apr 27

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h3llbetty:

Dolly and fans 1977

Gr8 looks and tudes

h3llbetty:

Dolly and fans 1977

Gr8 looks and tudes

(via thedollypartonscrapbook)

theniftyfifties:

‘Born Reckless’ - 1958 film poster, starring Mamie Van Doren and Jeff Richards

um I need to see this immediately Mamie Van Doren in a delinquenty cowgirl movie???

theniftyfifties:

‘Born Reckless’ - 1958 film poster, starring Mamie Van Doren and Jeff Richards

um I need to see this immediately Mamie Van Doren in a delinquenty cowgirl movie???

(Source: pinterest.com)

beyondbuckskin:

Beaded Sunglasses by Candace Halcro (Cree/Metis). Click here to shop.

I think most people know about Beyond Buckskin, y/n? Anyway, if I could wear non-prescription sunnies I would be ALL over these beaded sunglasses they carry. Pretty sure that they sell out fairly quickly (I think the price is unbeatable for the artistry involved) so someone should snap these up. 
For myself I’ve had my eye on getting a pair of these 8-bit Feather Fantasy earrings when I can spare the cash. 

beyondbuckskin:

Beaded Sunglasses by Candace Halcro (Cree/Metis). Click here to shop.

I think most people know about Beyond Buckskin, y/n? Anyway, if I could wear non-prescription sunnies I would be ALL over these beaded sunglasses they carry. Pretty sure that they sell out fairly quickly (I think the price is unbeatable for the artistry involved) so someone should snap these up. 

For myself I’ve had my eye on getting a pair of these 8-bit Feather Fantasy earrings when I can spare the cash. 

Apr 26

seacastlexstech:

Sometime in the mid-80’s, way, way before digital cameras and taking photos of everything you ate for Twitter and Facebook was a thing, some casual visitor took this photo of their lunch at Disneyland.
I salute you, Annalee!

seacastlexstech:

Sometime in the mid-80’s, way, way before digital cameras and taking photos of everything you ate for Twitter and Facebook was a thing, some casual visitor took this photo of their lunch at Disneyland.

I salute you, Annalee!

(via fuckyeahdisneyland)

Apr 25

synecdoche:

I have a lot of opinions on Zach Braff’s kickstarter (for the record, they are mostly identical to my opinion on the Veronica Mars kickstarter and that’s a show I love to death) but it’s really all pointless because fuck it, he’s going to get enough money to make his movie and that’s fine and I’m going to continue to struggle to pay rent and that’s fine too because that’s how life is supposed to go! And eventually I’ll probably illegally download the movie and watch ten minutes of it before I say “UGGHHHHHHH WHITE PEOPLE” and turn it off (and then later put it back on so I can liveblog my hatred all over the internet). So who cares! Really, all I want to know is why you guys are encouraging another story about a thirtysomething year old manchild (named Aidan. AIDAN!) trying to *find his identity* because holy shit, aren’t you sick of that shit? Wouldn’t you rather watch anything else than Zach Braff traipsing around in a robot space suit to a soundtrack of sad white dudes singing about how they feel about being sad white dudes?

(via bobbyfinger)